2015-03-02

Breaking (pelvis) news...

It has come to our attention that while the Short Guy was obsessing about certain junior priests in New Brunswick -- and oh, how the mighty have fallen, although I think he's lost weight so maybe rehab helped somewhat -- our Chief Magistrate here in Ottawa was out getting wrecked during a driving lesson on a snowtercycle. In Osgoode, no less.

Sounds like he's out for the next four to six weeks, which as we all know, is an eternity in the dog-eat-dog world of municipal politics. Given the nature of the injury, he's probably in a certain amount of pain also, which is never a good thing.

Now, us coyotes generally disapprove of snowtercycles, especially in Osgoode. Guys out there, under the highly mistaken impression that we may have formed some sorta unsavoury intent toward their pet cats, chase us and try to mow us down with 'em. (Which when ya think about it, is pretty unsavoury in its own right. Unlike delicious, delicous cats. Ummmm. Perhaps I digress a digression too far...?)

Errr, anyway. Despite our distaste for the vehicle of his misfortune, we of the Irregulars who still keep a paw in this blog ancienne wish Mayor Watson a speedy recovery.

We even have suggestions about how he might quicken his return to public life. Although, given the deep cold which has for some weeks settled over the city and made life a trial for those uncharmed by record-length skating on the Rideau Canal, we hope his accident did not leave him any kind of post-traumatic aversion to vehicles equipped with snowmobile tracks... dogspeed on your journey to wellness, sir!

2015-03-01

Father Joe in Moncton

Local media reported last week that our old friend Father Joe Leclair is now ministering to parishioners in the Blessed Elizabeth of the Trinity Parish in New Brunswick. [Citizen CBC]

Assistant Priest Fr. Joe LeClair

We had worried that Father Joe's time in the corrections system would lead to his having to find new work, but instead he will only have to find new routes to work. He will be at four different churches, not just the one next door to his dwelling.

He'll be serving: Holy Family Church in Moncton, Holy Ghost Church in Riverside-Albert, Immaculate Heart of Mary Church in Riverview, and St. Jude’s Church in Salisbury.

Father Joe, we want to support you in your new life, here is a Google map you can use to get to all the places you'll be needing to go.



Also, you might want to start talking about what a big fan you are of classic Canadian rockers like the Tragically Hip and the Stampeders, and mystical performers like Hypnotist Cyrus.

p.s. We can offer a compensation package to anyone in Moncton at Easter who gets us photos of Father Joe doing Jesus on the cross in a loincloth.

2015-02-27

Is 5M back?

It looks like our favourite muse has developed a passion for horses over at deviantart.

She is also soliciting likes on her facebook page.


2015-02-08

A Condo for me on Prestion

Normally, I like a basement apartment. A condo with a terrace is not snug the way I like a place. But apparently they are building condos on Preston that will let me stare at almost three hundred thousand dollars. I love looking at money.


I might be so preoccupied with my staring that I never get the dishes done. But "boutique" means "small" right? So they'd still be snug.

2014-12-31

Animals in the News

There are two animal stories in the local news today that you may want to learn more about and Fourth Dwarf is here to give you the links.

Swimming

The Ottawa Sun reports that Speedo Steve will ring in the New Year with icy plunges in both Pembroke and Ottawa. The Sun provides a photo of Steve in the traditional Canadian bathing suit of real beaver with a tail of moose hide. [Open this somewhat NSFW link to the Sun article with Chrome incognito to avoid the monthly limit.]

If you're thinking of joining Steve on a swim, the CBC has a list of tips for you.

Details on the Ottawa swim are on the Sears Great Canadian Chill Facebook page. (I don't see any links for buying a beaver swimsuit from Sears, I hope Steve doesn't get in trouble for shopping at another store, he might have bought it at Roots or the Bay.)

Saving a Pig

And the Ottawa Citizen reports on the heart-warming story of Peaches the pig and the young woman who is hoping to save her from slaughter and butchery.  [Open this perfectly SFW link to Citizen Article (SFW if it's okay for you to read about women saving food animals while you're at work) with Chrome incognito to avoid the monthly limit.]

Peaches is apparently going to the Big Sky Ranch. They have a page full of animals you can sponsor as permanent residents. Stay-Puff and Fergus, both emus, have found sponsors, but Oscar the sheep and Punkin the Shetland pony appear to be sponsor-free.  They also have a page of animals you can adopt, although it looks like the only animals currently available are dogs and pot-bellied pigs.

Peaches, of course, has her own Facebook page.



2014-12-18

Seasonings

2014-12-05

'Tis the season for politico Christmas cards... *

* Original image: Emperor Haute Couture from the fertile mind of Kingston artist Margaret Sutherland.

** Shooped accessorization from the fertilized mind of coyote.

2014-11-26

2014-11-16

She tried to break the Internet...

...only broke Photoshop®...